A Christmas Wish to Santa

Dearest Santa:

It's Christmas Eve, and soon you'll be

Flying over my house, full of glee

All the boys and girls will be sleeping tight

With hopes of barbies and legos taking flight

You may wonder if big kids still believe

As we get older, it may be hard to conceive

But don't you fret, I still know you're there

With your reindeer, your sled and your white hair

This Christmas, I promise, I have been good

I've done chores, my homework and maintained a generally upbeat mood!

No naughty list for me, your elves can attest

I have been good all year, turn your sled to the west

This year all I want is one little pair

Of Fendi zebra print pumps, their made of calves hair!

They are black and white, with a geometric heel

And they're on sale at Neiman Marcus, oh what a deal

My feet have been craving them, they are oh so divine

And they have a 38.5 in stock, I think it's a sign

I could wear them with jeans, shorts or a skirt

I would never subject them to rain and to dirt

I will brush them and give them a swell little home

They will see lots of places, I do tend to roam

The black and white stripes will be perfect to pair

My skinny black jeans or some shorts that I wear

So if you have space in that old big red bag

Can you please add these shoes, they won't make it sag

I'll leave you some goodies by the fireplace tonight

A Stone IPA and some pretzels, I do it up right

Dear Santa, please please, it's just this one pair

For a shoe blogger like me, these shoes are quite rare

Merry Christmas to you, and to the readers out there

With swirling visions of shoes that are black and white calf hair

Merry Christmas, from the World of...Cha Cha Shoes